To those who know me, it's no real secret that I have issues. I think just about everyone has them, some just hide them better than others. But what am I focusing on right now? Leap Day creeps me out. Something about it just isn't right.
I mean, I get the reason it exists. But it just creeps me out. But I guess in a world of rounding up or down, eventually the fractions of the numbers always catch up with us - a couple of calories here or there, a couple of pennys here or there. What happens when you try to put those ignored fractions of something somewhere?
Well, calories eventually make pounds. And everyone always wonders how they are all of a sudden large (myself included). The minutes in the day eventually become Feb. 29th. And those fractions of a penny? You can take them and put them in a bank account, but then you could have to go to the real prison, not the country club prison. But if you're lucky, the crazy guy in the office will burn the building down and use the money for a tropical vacation for himself.
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"You've been missing a lot of work lately..."
"I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob"
Sometimes issues are good, I say. Of course, I have so many issues, you could say I have VOLUMES! :)
Now where's my red stapler?
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